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December 27, 2004

He was so blond

- he thought a quarterback was a refund
- he thought General Motors was in the army
- he thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats
- at the bottom of an application, where it says "sign here", he wrote
- he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept
- he sent a fax with a stamp on it
- he thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday
- he tripped over a cordless phone
- he spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice because it
said "concentrate"
- he told me to meet her at the corner of "walk" and "don't walk"
- he asked for a price check at the Everything For A Dollar Store
- he tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
- he studied for a blood test
- he sold his car for gas money
- when he went to the airport and saw a sign that read "Airport Left," he turned around and went home
- when he heard that 90% of all crimes occurred around home, he
- he thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
- he gave his girlfriend a shirt that said TGIF, which he thought stood for 'Tit's Go In Front.'

[Stolen from CynicalCyn.]

Posted by Peskie at December 27, 2004 12:00 PM