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December 24, 2004

The 12 Bugs of Christmas

[I found this gem while digging for carol lyrics...]

When the first bug appeared,
my manager said to me:
- see if it happens again.

When the second bug appeared,
my manager said to me:
- ask them how they did it,
- see if it happens again.

When the third bug appeared,
my manager said to me:
- try to reproduce it,
- ask them how they did it,
- see if it happens again.


When the fourth bug appeared,
my manager said to me:
- use a debugger,
- try to reproduce it,
- ask them how they did it,
- see if it happens again.

When the fifth bug appeared,
my manager said to me:
- ask for a dump,
- use a debugger,
- try to reproduce it,
- ask them how they did it,
- see if it happens again.

When the sixth bug appeared,
my manager said to me:
- reinstall the software,
- ask for a dump,
- use a debugger,
- try to reproduce it,
- ask them how they did it,
- see if it happens again.

When the seventh bug appeared,
my manager said to me:
- say they need an upgrade,
- reinstall the software,
- ask for a dump,
- use a debugger,
- try to reproduce it,
- ask them how they did it,
- see if it happens again.

When the eighth bug appeared,
my manager said to me:
- find a way around it,
- say they need an upgrade,
- reinstall the software,
- ask for a dump,
- use a debugger,
- try to reproduce it,
- ask them how they did it,
- see if it happens again.

When the ninth bug appeared,
my manager said to me:
- blame it on the hardware,
- find a way around it,
- say they need an upgrade,
- reinstall the software,
- ask for a dump,
- use a debugger,
- try to reproduce it,
- ask them how they did it,
- see if it happens again.

When the tenth bug appeared,
my manager said to me:
- change the documentation,
- blame it on the hardware,
- find a way around it,
- say they need an upgrade,
- reinstall the software,
- ask for a dump,
- use a debugger,
- try to reproduce it,
- ask them how they did it,
- see if it happens again.

When the eleventh bug appeared,
my manager said to me:
- say its not supported,
- change the documentation,
- blame it on the hardware,
- find a way around it,
- say they need an upgrade,
- reinstall the software,
- ask for a dump,
- use a debugger,
- try to reproduce it,
- ask them how they did it,
- see if it happens again.

When the twelfth bug appeared,
my manager said to me:
- tell them its a feature,
- say its not supported,
- change the documentation,
- blame it on the hardware,
- find a way around it,
- say they need an upgrade,
- reinstall the software,
- ask for a dump,
- use a debugger,
- try to reproduce it,
- ask them how they did it,
- see if it happens again.

Posted by Peskie at December 24, 2004 08:00 AM