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January 31, 2005


The teacher was discussing different jobs held by the parents of the students.

When she called on little Johnny, she asked, "And what does your father do?"

"Oh, he's a magician." replied Johnny.

"Really? And what's his best trick?"

"His best trick is sawing people in half."

"Wonderful!," exclaimed the teacher. "Tell me, are there any more children in your family?""

"Yes ma'am, I have a half brother and two half sisters."

Posted by Peskie at January 31, 2005 12:00 PM


I wonder what happened to the other half-brother :-)

Posted by: Ozguru at January 31, 2005 05:01 PM