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February 17, 2005

Advice for single women

This post blatantly stolen from Cynical Cyn because I just couldn't resist it:


If you.......
If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you ...buy a dog.
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it ...buy a dog.
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want ...buy a dog.
If you want someone to scare away burglars, without a lethal weapon which terrifies you and endangers the lives of your family and all the neighbors ...buy a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you and watch a romantic movie ...buy a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores ...buy a dog.
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually ...buy a dog.

But on the other hand,
If you want someone who will never come when you call,
ignores you totally when you come home,
leaves hair all over the place,
walks all over you,
runs around all night,
only comes home to eat and sleep,
and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness,

Then my friend . .


Buy a cat.

(Disclaimer: Any resemblance to a man is purely coincidental.)

Posted by Peskie at February 17, 2005 12:00 PM

Comments

I prefer cats.
Although this assuredly has nothing to do with the above comment, I also like men. ;)

Posted by: Kathy K at January 5, 2004 08:01 AM

This brings back a joke I used to repeat very often.

You treat a dog with affection, feed it, wash it, groom it. Take it for a long walk, talk to it, love it and it thinks "Wow, My master must be god!"

But on the other hand, treat the cat like thta, clean it, give it a ball to play with, feed it, and groom it, it thinks "Wow! I must be god!"

Posted by: Ravages at January 5, 2004 08:01 AM