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February 12, 2005

Oh, no you're not!

"First, I'm going to buy you a few drinks and get you a little tight," said the guy aggressively.

"Oh, no, you're not," said the girl.

"Then I'll take you to dinner at the most exclusive restaurant in town."

"Oh, no, you won't."

"Then I'll take you to my apartment and mix up a pitcher of daiquiris."

"Oh, no, you won't."

"Then I'm going to make violent, mad, passionate love to you."

"Oh, no, you're not."

"And I'm not going to take any precautions either!" said the guy.

"Oh, yes, you are!!" said the girl.

Posted by Peskie at February 12, 2005 12:00 PM