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February 26, 2005
Taco vs Woman
Nine reasons a taco is better than a woman:
1: Tacos don't put frilly covers on the toilet seat so the lid won't stay up.
2: Tacos don't use your razor on their legs.
3: Tacos don't say "That's okay, it doesn't have to be good for me."
4: Tacos don't get upset if you eat another taco, "Just for fun."
5: Tacos will never contest a divorce, demand a property settlement or seek custody of anything.
6: Tacos won't ask you about your last lover, or speculate about your next one.
7: A taco will never make a scene because there are other tacos in the refrigerator.
8: It's easy to drop a taco.
9: Tacos don't want to sleep on your chest.
So, given all that,what the heck is a taco and where can I get one :-)
Posted by Peskie at February 26, 2005 12:00 PM
