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February 04, 2005

Say What?

  • Knowledge is knowing that Tomato and Pumpkin are fruit.
    Wisdom is not putting them into a fuit salad.
  • You can't respect a man who carries a little dog.
  • Nobody ever dares to make cup-a-soup in a bowl
  • Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
  • "My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire'.
    Which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade."
  • Why does mineral water that has 'trickled through mountains for centuries' have a use by date?
  • "I think that animal testing is a terrible idea.
    They get all nervous and give the wrong answers."
  • "I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming."
  • If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?
  • "When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.
    Then I realised that the Lord dosen't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."

Posted by Peskie at February 4, 2005 12:00 PM