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April 23, 2005

Strawberry Shortcake

Just a few of the perfect excuses for having some strawberry shortcake.

Pick one.

1: It's less calories than two pieces of strawberry shortcake.

2: It's cheaper than going to France.

3: It neutralizes the brownies I had yesterday.

4: Life is short.

5: It's somebody's birthday. I don't want them to celebrate alone.

6: It matches my eyes.

7: Whoever said, "Let them eat cake." must have been talking to me.

8: To punish myself for eating dessert yesterday.

9: Compensation for all the time I spend in the shower not eating.

10: Strawberry shortcake is evil. I must help rid the world of it.

11: I'm getting weak from eating all that healthy stuff.

12: It's the second anniversary of the night I ate plain broccoli.

Posted by Peskie at April 23, 2005 12:00 PM