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May 03, 2005
Food
The husband, a devout meat-and-potatoes man, listened as his wife described a friend who was a vegetarian.
"Could you imagine never having a steak again," she asked him, "and living on food like tofu, fruit, vegetables and salad?"
"That stuff isn't food," he snorted. "That's what food eats!"
Posted by Peskie at May 3, 2005 12:00 PM