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May 26, 2005

Lumber Yard

Two guys who drove their pickup truck into a lumberyard

One of them walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."

"You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" the clerk said.

"Let me go check," replied the man, and he went back to the truck.

"Yeah, I meant two-by-fours," he said, returning a few moments later.

"Alright. How long do you need them?"

The customer paused for a minute to think and then finally said, "I'd better go check."

After awhile he returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're building a house."

Posted by Peskie at May 26, 2005 12:00 PM


Ha, ha, ha.

Thanks for testing it out :-)

I will fix the template to show the author later today.

Posted by: Ozguru at May 31, 2005 10:40 AM