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July 06, 2005

Pig Breeding

A farmer decides that his three sows should be bred, and contacts a buddy down the road, who owns several boars. They agree on a stud fee, and the farmer puts the sows in his pickup and takes them down the road to the boars. He leaves them all day, and when he picks them up that night, asks the man how he can tell if it "took" or not. The breeder replies that if, the next morning, the sows were grazing on grass, they were pregnant, but if they were rolling in the mud as usual, they probably weren't.

Comes the morn, the sows are rolling in the mud as usual, so the farmer puts them in the truck and brings them back for a second full day of frolic. This continues for a week, since each morning the sows are rolling in the mud.

Around the sixth day, the farmer wakes up and tells his wife, "I don't have the heart to look again. This is getting ridiculous. You check today." With that, the wife peeks out the bedroom window and starts to laugh.

"What is it?" asks the farmer excitedly. "Are they grazing at last?"

"Nope." replies his wife. "Two of them are jumping up and down in the back of your truck, and the other one is honking the horn!"

Posted by Peskie at July 6, 2005 12:00 PM


I strain myself in retirement to post a joke or two and nobody notices...

Not a single, solitary comment or email.

I think I will go straight back to retirement and leave it in the hands of Peskie and Ravages...

Posted by: Rofl at April 1, 2005 12:04 PM

I want to get a pig as a pet what sort do you recommend??.. I had a saddleback boar but i eat it ....didnt really like eatin me own pig.What information does anyone have on a boar with no nuts as a pet.....

Posted by: Victor at April 1, 2005 12:04 PM