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July 14, 2005

Sales talk

When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk said he had some very good news for him.

"Guess what, sir?" the clerk said. "I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we've had so long!"

"Do you mean that repulsive pink-and-blue double-breasted thing?" the manager asked.

"That's the one!"

"That's great!" the manager cried, "I thought we'd never get rid of that monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest suit we've ever had! But tell me. Why is your hand bandaged?"

"Oh," the clerk replied, "after I sold the guy that suit, his guide dog bit me."

Posted by Peskie at July 14, 2005 12:00 PM


Wait! I don't get it! You mean the guide dog had to wear the suit???

(Pretty funny, Oz.)

Posted by: Old Horsetail Snake at July 14, 2005 09:47 AM

Haha! Good one.

Posted by: Joan at July 16, 2005 02:22 PM