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August 31, 2005
Elephant Jokes
The other day, I could not remember the right sequence for the elephant jokes that I can recall from when I was a kid. I rang up the master of jokes (Peskie) and he sorted me out....
Q: How do you fit four elephants in a mini?
A: Two in the front and two in the back.
Q: How do you fit five elephants in a mini?
A: Two in the front, two in the back and one in the glovebox.
Q: How do you know if there is an elephant in the fridge?
A: A footprint in the butter?
Q: How do you recognise an elephant in your bed?
A: He has an 'E' on his pyjamas.
Q: How do you know if there are two elephants in the fridge?
A: Two footprints in the butter.
Q: How do you recognise two elephants in your bed?
A: They both have 'E' on their pyjamas.
Q: How do you know if there are four elephants in the fridge?
A: There is a mini parked out the front.
Q: How do you know if there are four elephants under your bed?
A: Your nose is close to the ceiling.
Q: How do you know if there are five elephants in the fridge?
[Answer in the extended entry....]
A: You can't shut the door.
Posted by Peskie at August 31, 2005 12:00 PM
Comments
And then there's this elephant in the computer store which wanted a system with loads of memory but no mouse.
Posted by: Ravages at September 2, 2005 02:50 AM
Very good sir :)
Posted by: linc at September 2, 2005 04:56 AM
How can I tell for sure that "E" does not stand for "Eskimo"? Are there subtle differences between elephants and eskimos?
Posted by: Old Horsetail Snake at September 2, 2005 05:01 AM
