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September 25, 2005

Beer Drinking

[This gem from Theepan is to compensate for all the laughs I got from The Useless Boob joke which had my wife in stitches...]

Scientists for Health UK suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (as hops contain phytoeostrogens) and drinking it may turn men into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were given 6 pints of beer each to drink within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, refused to apologize when obviously wrong, and had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary.

Posted by Peskie at September 25, 2005 12:00 PM


That's not a joke....It's the sad truth!

Posted by: Tony S. at December 31, 2004 06:12 AM