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September 27, 2005
Bullsh*t Job Titles
Rofl sent me a link along the same lines as the Web Economy Bullsh*t Generator only this one is the Bullsh*t Job Title Generator:
- Corporate Communications Manager
- Regional Infrastructure Architect
- Corporate Branding Engineer
- Customer Group Specialist
- Product Integration Architect
- Senior Response Engineer
On the one hand I am relieved that my job title doesn't appear. I mean, it shouldn't. I have an important job. In fact I am the most responsible person* in my local area office.
On the other hand, I like the idea of a corporate branding engineer. Probably something like a corporate linebacker except carrying a branding iron. Run around and brand those customers who need it. You know those customers. The ones that are always right. Even though their idea are both wrong and stupid at the same time...
[* Anything that goes wrong - I am responsible...]
Posted by Ozguru at September 27, 2005 07:00 AM
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How about Chief Operating Officer or Chief Technology Officer....at least one the Chiefs knew when it was time to go....
Posted by: Chad at October 5, 2005 01:07 PM
