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September 04, 2005

Beer is Better than a Man

10 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Man:

1. A beer will never invite friends home for dinner without calling.

2. A beer won't think less of you if you can't name the Steelers' quarterback.

3. A beer won't even act amazed if you can.

4. You don't have to let a beer win.

5. Just because you have dinner with a beer doesn't mean you have to sleep with it, too.

6. A beer helps with the houswork.

7. A beer will never fumble with your bra.

8. A beer will never take the newspaper apart before you've read it.

9. A beer doesn't want you to raise its children.

10. A beer doesn't even know how to use a TV remote.

Posted by Peskie at September 4, 2005 12:00 PM