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November 05, 2005


[Found at Read My Lips....]

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines: one line for the men who were true heads of their household and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter."

Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to be the head of your household. You have been disobedient and to fulfilled your purpose. I told you to be the spiritual leader in your family. Of all of you only one obeyed. Learn from him. Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

Posted by Peskie at November 5, 2005 12:00 PM


"And what's your name, my son?"

"Ralph Kramden."

Posted by: old horsetail snake at November 7, 2005 06:24 AM

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do,
and I gotta do what she tells me to.

Posted by: Dave at November 7, 2005 02:29 PM