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November 19, 2005
The Facts of Life
- The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
- If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
- Money can't buy happiness...But it sure makes misery easier to live with.
- Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
- A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
- It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
- Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
- If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
- The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
- It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Posted by Peskie at November 19, 2005 12:00 PM
Comments
These is good. You're quite the philosopher. And, naturally, I am stealing one of them.
Posted by: old horsetail snakeo at November 18, 2005 10:54 AM
Numbers, 1, 5, 7, and 10.
I picked up your site from Hoss' b**g by the way.
Posted by: Peter at November 18, 2005 12:30 PM
