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November 19, 2005

The Facts of Life

  1. The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
  2. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
  3. Money can't buy happiness...But it sure makes misery easier to live with.
  4. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
  5. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
  6. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
  7. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
  8. If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
  9. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
  10. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Posted by Peskie at November 19, 2005 12:00 PM


These is good. You're quite the philosopher. And, naturally, I am stealing one of them.

Posted by: old horsetail snakeo at November 18, 2005 10:54 AM

Numbers, 1, 5, 7, and 10.
I picked up your site from Hoss' b**g by the way.

Posted by: Peter at November 18, 2005 12:30 PM