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February 22, 2006

Cowboy boots

[Found over at Old Horsetail Snake...]

Sam always wanted a pair of gen-u-ine cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale, he plunks down his cash and goes on home. On arrival, he asks his wife, "Notice anything different, Bessie?"

Bessie looks him over. "Nope, not a thing."

Sam says, "C'mon, take a good look." Again, Bessie sees nothing new.

Sam storms into the bedroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked, except for the boots. He yells, "Now see anything different?!!"

Bessie looks him over and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today. It was hanging down yesterday. It'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Sam screams, "And do you know why it's hanging down, Bessie? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW COWBOY BOOTS!!"

Bessie replies, sadly, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam. Shoulda bought a hat."

Posted by Peskie at February 22, 2006 12:00 PM