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February 03, 2006

Native Necklace

[Found at Read My Lips...]

A lady tourist noticed the necklace worn by a local Native American.
"What is it made of?" she asked.
"Alligator's teeth," the Native American replied.
"I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to you as pearls do to us."
"Oh no, we would never think that way," he objected. "After all, anyone can open an oyster."

Posted by Peskie at February 3, 2006 12:00 PM