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March 16, 2006
Signs of the times...
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix"
In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels"
On a Septic Tank Truck "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
On another Septic Tank Truck: "We're #1 in the #2 business"
At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in"
On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed"
On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber"
On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows"
On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
In a Non smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff"
On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
On a Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak"
Posted by Peskie at March 16, 2006 12:00 PM
Comments
Thanks for the laughs. I'm going to share a couple, and link to your post...:)
Posted by: oldwhitelady at March 22, 2006 01:27 PM
