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April 09, 2006
Lawyers
[Found at Read My Lips...]
The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed, good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s. "May I help you?" she asked. "I want to see BETTY," the man replied.
"Sir, BETTY is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam.
"No. I must see BETTY," was the man's reply.
Just then, BETTY appeared and announced to the man that she charged $5,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave them to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour the man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see BETTY explained that none had ever come back two nights in a row - too expensive--and there were no discounts. The price was still $5,000. Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to BETTY and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid BETTY and they went upstairs. After their session, BETTY questioned the man. "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.
The man replied, "South Dakota "
"Really" she said. "I have family in South Dakota "
"I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I am your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance."
The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:
- Death
- Taxes
- Being screwed by a lawyer
Posted by Ozguru at April 9, 2006 12:00 PM
Comments
Oh, that is just too much!
Janice~
Posted by: Janice at April 11, 2006 03:37 PM
