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April 21, 2006

Pearls of Wisdom.

A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local Indian.

"What is it made of?" she asked.

"Alligator's teeth," the Indian replied.

"I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to you as pearls do to us."

"Oh no," he objected. "Anybody can open an oyster."

Posted by Peskie at April 21, 2006 12:00 PM


Very funny, Peskie. Eminently worthy of theft.

Posted by: Old Horsetail Snake at April 22, 2006 04:43 AM