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April 07, 2003
Golfing Error
After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?"�
"Yes," the golfer responded.�
"Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?"�
"Yes, I did. How did you know?" he asked.�
"Well," said the policeman very seriously, "Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver's windshield. The car went out of control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. The fire truck couldn't make it to the fire, and the building burned down. So, what are you going to do about it?"�
The golfer thought it over carefully and responded...�
"I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb."
Posted by Peskie at April 7, 2003 12:00 PM
Comments
Just checking that the comments are working again. They were screwed up by a plugin - Either MTList or MTRssFeed or MTQOTD. Dunno which yet but removing all three fixed the problem.
Posted by: Ozguru at April 9, 2004 07:04 AM
