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April 07, 2003

Golfing Error

After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?"�

"Yes," the golfer responded.�

"Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?"�

"Yes, I did. How did you know?" he asked.�

"Well," said the policeman very seriously, "Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver's windshield. The car went out of control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. The fire truck couldn't make it to the fire, and the building burned down. So, what are you going to do about it?"�

The golfer thought it over carefully and responded...�

"I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb."

Posted by Peskie at April 7, 2003 12:00 PM


Just checking that the comments are working again. They were screwed up by a plugin - Either MTList or MTRssFeed or MTQOTD. Dunno which yet but removing all three fixed the problem.

Posted by: Ozguru at April 9, 2004 07:04 AM