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April 27, 2003

St. Patricks Day

One fine St. Patricks Day, an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They proceed to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they where about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints and got stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling. "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"

Posted by Peskie at April 27, 2003 12:00 PM


Now wait a minute, it's the Irishman that fishes out the fly and the Scotsman that yells at the fly... you are using a different stereotype than the joke I know...
I've actually told (my version of) that one. At a pub. With Irish, English and Scots in the area. Got a laugh, too.

Posted by: Kathy K at March 17, 2004 07:03 AM

Yeah. I had both versions in my collection but the staring role on St. Patricks day had to belong to the Irishman.....

Posted by: ozguru at March 17, 2004 07:03 AM

And if the Scotsman stars, it becomes "SPIT IT OOT YA WEE BOOGGER"

Posted by: Peskie at March 17, 2004 07:03 AM

Oddly enough, I used to have bar patrons who said such thing.

And to think I uttered something the other night about missing my bartending job of yore.

Posted by: Da Goddess at March 17, 2004 07:03 AM