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April 28, 2003

Movie Facts

Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies.
- It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
- A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
- If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
- Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
- It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
- When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion
or brain damage.
- No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
- Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
- When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
- You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
- Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
- An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child.
- Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.

Posted by Peskie at April 28, 2003 12:00 PM

Comments

LMAO, classic.

Posted by: Paul Jan at March 16, 2004 06:03 AM

Going the Jivha way I see.
Anyways, here is my contribution. (Slightly PG13 comment, okay?)

It always rains if the lead woman is in a white T Shirt and nothing else beneath.

Posted by: Ravages at March 16, 2004 06:03 AM

Definitely, that is why all the hetro-males sit up and watch when a woman in a white t-shirt appears - they just know that the rain is coming ....

Posted by: ozguru at March 16, 2004 06:03 AM

For the Sake of Levity...
...and Lord knows that we haven't had much of that around here lately... Ozguru presents a list of things that...

Posted by: Paul Jan at March 16, 2004 06:03 AM

G'Day Mate Unmasks Hollywood's Secrets
From G'Day Mate:


Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies.
- It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
- A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
- If you decide to s...

Posted by: Mental Masturbation at March 16, 2004 06:03 AM