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June 20, 2003

Trees in the Road

Paddy, the famous Irishman, is driving home after downing a few at the local pub. He turns the corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realizes that there is yet another tree directly in his path. He swerves again and discovers that his drive home has turned into a slalom course, causing him to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees.

Moments later, he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his car to a stop. The officer approaches Paddy's car and asks him what on earth he was doing. Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road when the officer stops him mid sentence and says, "Fer Chris sakes, Paddy, that's yer air freshener!"

[Found at Cynical Cyn.]

Posted by Peskie at June 20, 2003 12:00 PM