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July 01, 2003

Requiescat In Pace

A man dies and goes to heaven. All his life he has been a churchgoer and has observed all the rituals, all the commandments (although he's broken a few along the way) and has tried, in the main to lead a Christian Life. Finding himself in a vast foyer through which a stream of people is passing he reports to reception and is directed to an interview room by the Receiving Angel. After a brief interview with another angel who has checked all the records and pointed out all the man's sins, he is directed out of the room and told to find a door with a particular number. "Welcome to heaven," says the angel, but please be very quiet as you pass door Number 1 on your way.
"Why?" asks the man, curious.
"Because that's where all the Fundamentalists are, and they think they have the place to themselves!"

Posted by Peskie at July 1, 2003 12:00 PM