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August 08, 2003

Male Advantages III

Mr Roughley (via Theepan) sent this lovely collection of reasons why it is better to be a man:

21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices. (Except your Mum!)
24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
27. No maxi-pads.
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colours.
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut or a bolt.

Posted by Peskie at August 8, 2003 12:00 PM