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August 09, 2003

Male Advantages IV

Mr Roughley (via Theepan) sent this lovely collection of reasons why it is better to be a man:

31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.
37. The world is your urinal.
38. Sex is never a question.
39. Haircuts are optional (and cheap).
40. Clothes are optional round the house (who needs yet another outfit?)

Posted by Peskie at August 9, 2003 12:00 PM