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September 17, 2003
The Persistant Duck
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Got any fresh fruit?"
"No."
"Got any fresh vegetables?"
"No. We have only canned and dry goods."
The next day, the duck returns.
"Got any fresh fruit?"
"No."
"Got any fresh vegetables?"
"No. I told you yesterday, we have only canned and dry goods."
This goes on for two weeks until the manager is sick of it so the next day....
"Got any fresh fruit?"
"No."
"Got any fresh vegetables?"
"No. I told you yesterday, we have only canned and dry goods. If you come back tomorrow and ask me the same question, I'll nail your flippers to the floor."
On the very next day, the duck walks in and asks,"Got any nails?"
"No."
"Got any fresh fruit?"
Posted by Peskie at September 17, 2003 12:00 PM
