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October 18, 2003

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There were three men talking about their wives. The first man had married a woman from Maryland. He bragged that he had told his wife to do all the dishes and clean the house. He said that it took her a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Virginia. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told the men that the first day he didn't see any results, but by the next day it was better, and on the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Massachusetts girl. He boasted that he told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry folded. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye.

Gotta love those women from Massachusetts.

[Found over at CynicalCyn.]

Posted by Peskie at October 18, 2003 12:00 PM


The Massachusetts household sounds like my house.

Posted by: Da Goddess at August 1, 2004 06:08 AM