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October 17, 2003

Pig Trading

As the President is getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he has a baby pig under each arm.

The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for VP Cheney, and I got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld.

The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice trade, sir."

[Found over at Utterly Boring.]

Posted by Peskie at October 17, 2003 12:00 PM