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October 17, 2003
Pig Trading
As the President is getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he has a baby pig under each arm.
The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."
The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for VP Cheney, and I got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld.
The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice trade, sir."
[Found over at Utterly Boring.]
Posted by Peskie at October 17, 2003 12:00 PM
