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October 16, 2003
The Ultimate Ball
A golfer is out on the course on a lovely sunny day, about to tee off. Just as he lifts his club, and man comes runnin' up to him holdin' out a golf ball. "Wait!" he exclaims, "I have sumthin' really 'mazin' to show you!"
The golfer, annoyed, asks, "What is it? Can't ya see I am tryin' to play some golf here?"
"It's a special golf ball! You can never lose it."
The golfer scoffs, "Never lose it? What ever do you mean? I mean what happens if you hit it into the water trap?"
"No problem," comes the reply, "This ball floats and it detects the closest route to the shore and spins in that direction."
"OK," says the golfer, "Say I hit it way off into the woods?"
"Easy," the other man replies, "It beeps so you can find it with your eyes closed."
The golfer is startin' to be impressed, "So, tell me this, say your round is runnin' a bit late and it gets dark, what then?"
"No problem 'tall," says the man, "The ball glows in the dark. I am tellin' ya, you can't ever lose this ball."
"I am sold," says the golfer, and he and the man arrange proper payment for the miracle ball. After the money has changed hands and the golfer has the ball firmly in his hands, he turns to the man and asks, "Where did this ball come from?"
The man replied, "I found it."
[Found over at Read My Lips.]
Posted by Peskie at October 16, 2003 12:00 PM
