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October 12, 2003

Siren Song

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look.

"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.

"Thanks," the girl says.

The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your firetruck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replied, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

[Found over at Cynical Cyn.]

Posted by Peskie at October 12, 2003 12:00 PM

Comments

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Posted by: Mind of Mog » Around The Kitty Sphere at August 8, 2004 06:08 AM

Around The Kitty Sphere
Kitty is alive.

Might not want to do this to your cat.

Or let your cat do this if you want to sit on the couch.

Picture perfect, that cat is pure eyecandy.

Avoiding the catcams is a well honed talent.

Even my cats would like this, the pe...

Posted by: Mind of Mog at August 8, 2004 06:08 AM