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October 13, 2003
The Spanner
Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner."
A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You b*st*rd!"
The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your mother-in-Law to death with a spanner."
Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You ****ing b*st*rd!!!"
The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said, "Paddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt! Now what is the problem?"
Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years I lived next door to that b*st*rd. And every time I asked to borrow a ***ing spanner, he said he didn't have one!"
Posted by Peskie at October 13, 2003 12:00 PM
