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January 16, 2004
Hack Job
A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard and put his penis in a vice. She then secured it tightly, removed the handle and added a padlock. Next she picked up a hacksaw.
The husband was terrified, and screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope, I'm going to set the shed on fire, You do whatever you have to do."
[Stolen from CynicalCyn.]
Posted by Peskie at January 16, 2004 12:00 PM
