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April 23, 2004

Bigger Birds

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Posted by Peskie at April 23, 2004 12:00 PM

Comments

Now that was funny. (Came over from Cindy's.)

Posted by: Kat at April 24, 2004 07:04 AM

Oz, notice that only the smartest and funniest ladies hang out at the Oz blog!

Posted by: Cindy at April 24, 2004 07:04 AM

I meant to write 'females' :-)

Posted by: Cindy at April 24, 2004 07:04 AM

which means it should read:

Oz, notice that only the smartest and funniest females hang
out at the Oz blog!

:-)

p.s. I should have selected the 'preview' button 2 comments up in order to correct my mistake but I kept hitting 'post' = sorry!

Posted by: Cindy at April 24, 2004 07:04 AM

I am sure you are both ladies in every sense of the word. BTW your 'females' correction was comment #2000. Congratulations!

Posted by: Ozguru at April 24, 2004 07:04 AM