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April 24, 2004

Healthy Eating

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Speaking English is what kills you. Eat and drink what you like.

[Provided by The Gray Monk.]

Posted by Peskie at April 24, 2004 12:00 PM

Comments

Gute Himmel. Warum nicht jemand mir dieses frh erklrte.

Posted by: Ravages at April 27, 2004 04:04 AM

Kann ich dazu Pommes kriegen?

Posted by: Rofl at April 27, 2004 04:04 AM

Translation #1 (via babelfish):
"Good skies. Why not someone me this early explained."

Translation #2 (via Zompist Phrase Book):
"Can I have fries with that?"

To be followed by:
Ich wei, dass ich es gegessen hab, aber ich hab's nicht bestellt.

Posted by: Rofl at April 27, 2004 04:04 AM

Oh Darn! Lets drop this all and continue in good old English.

Posted by: Ravages at April 27, 2004 04:04 AM

Translation (from Babelfish because I have no idea what Rofl is talking about): I know that I it ate, but I it's not my order.

Posted by: Ozguru at April 27, 2004 04:04 AM