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December 22, 2004

Shoe Salesman

[Found over at Read My Lips...]

A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk.

Well they feel a bit tight," replies the man.

The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and at the man's feet. "Try pulling the tongue out," the clerk says.

"Well, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth."

Posted by Peskie at December 22, 2004 12:00 PM