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February 15, 2005

Cow Problems

Ole is a farmer in Wisconsin, He is in need of a new milk cow and hears about a nice one for sale just over the border in Minnesota. He drives to Minnesota, looks at the cow, reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the teat and pulls, the cow farts.

Ole is very surprised, looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, then reaches under the cow to try again. He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does come out, however, so after some discussion, Ole decides to buy the cow anyway and take it home.

He calls over his neighbour, Sven, and says, "Hey Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat happens." Sven reaches under, pulls the teat, and the cow farts. Sven looks at Ole and says, "You bought dis cow in Minnesota, yah?" Ole is very surprised and says, "Yah, dats right. But how did you know?" Sven says, "My vife is from Minnesota."

Posted by Peskie at February 15, 2005 12:00 PM


I reckon that joke was a transplant from Scandanavia...

Posted by: Rofl at February 21, 2005 06:02 AM