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August 24, 2005

Buttered Toast

Two men were sitting over coffee, contemplating the nature of things, with all due respect for their breakfast. "I wonder why it is that toast always falls on the buttered side," said one.
"Tell me," replied his friend, "why you say such a thing. Look at this." And he dropped his toast on the floor, where it landed on the dry side.
"So, what have you to say for your theory now?"
"What am I to say? You obviously buttered the wrong side."

Posted by Peskie at August 24, 2005 12:00 PM