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December 17, 2005

Advertising Lingo

Found at marmalade dot ca:

New Different color from previous design.

All New Parts are not interchangeable with previous design.

Exclusive Imported product.

Unmatched Almost as good as the competition.

Foolproof Operation No provision for adjustments.

Advanced Design The advertising agency doesn't understand it.

It's Here at Last Rush job. Nobody knew it was coming.

Field Tested Manufacturer lacks test equipment.

High Accuracy Unit on which all parts fit.

Futuristic No other reason why it looks the way it does.

Redesigned Previous flaws fixed - we hope.

Direct Sales Only Factory had a big argument with distributor.

Years of Development We finally got one to work.

Breakthrough We finally figured out a use for it.

Maintenance Free Impossible to fix.

Meets All Standards Ours, not yours.

Solid-State Heavy as heck.

High Reliability We made it work long enough to ship it.

Posted by Peskie at December 17, 2005 12:00 PM