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December 18, 2005
Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"
The man says, "Methodist."
St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."
Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Religion?"
"Baptist."
"Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."
A third man arrives at the gates. "Religion?"
"Jewish."
"Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."
The man says, "I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8?"
St. Peter tells him, "Well the Jehovah's Witnesses are in room 8, and they think they're the only ones here."
Posted by Peskie at December 18, 2005 12:00 PM
Comments
ha ha ha...that's funny.what part of the wide brown land are you in?
or as i like to call it..."the land of the long weekend"
Posted by: backspin at December 18, 2004 07:12 AM
