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December 21, 2005

Aussie Carols (Part IV)

[Lyrics deciphered from a 702 CD....]

Deck The Shed With Bits of Wattle
[Sung to the tune of "Deck the Hall"...]

Deck the shed with bits of wattle
Fa La La La La - La La La La
Whack some gumleaves in a bottle
Fa La La La La - La La La La
All the shops are open sundies
Fa La La La La - La La La La
Buy you Dad some socks and undies
Fa La La La La - La La La La

Deck the shed with bits of gumtree...
Hang some deco's off the plum tree...
Plant some kisses on the missus...
Have a ripper Aussie Christmas...

Say G'day to friends and relies...
Wave them off with bulging bellies...
Kids and babies, youngies, oldies...
May your fridge be full of coldies...

Chop the wood and stoke the barbie...
Ring the folks in Abu-dabi...
Pop the stuffing in the turkey...
Little Mary's feeling ercky!...

Rally Rally round the table...
Fill your belly while your able...
While Joyce and Joanie, Dave and Daryl...
sing an Aussie Christmas Carol...

Posted by Ozguru at December 21, 2005 06:00 PM

Comments

Keep 'em coming mate!

Posted by: The Gray Monk at December 22, 2005 01:55 AM

Aussie carols rock im an aussie and we kick ass lol
cya mates

Posted by: Jenn at December 24, 2005 12:37 PM