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December 22, 2005

Finding a Parking Space

[From Read My Lips...]

Pedro was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, he said "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up tequila." Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Pedro looked up again and said "Never mind. I found one."
There was no intention involved by the use of the name Pedro or his preference for tequila and Catholicism. The joke could apply to Baptist Bubba and beer or James, the Presbyterian Deacon, and his preference for young blondes and Scotch on the rocks.

Posted by Peskie at December 22, 2005 12:00 PM


Thanks for the ping, Mate!

Posted by: Tig at January 3, 2006 10:57 AM

Oz: This is the best joke of the year. And even though we're only into the 2nd or 3rd day, it probably will continue to be the best for months to come. As usual, I am stealing it.

Posted by: old horsetail snake at January 3, 2006 12:20 PM