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February 25, 2006

Dental Plate Replacement

[Found over at Bloggin' Outloud...]

A man went to his dentist because his mouth felt funny. The dentist examined him and said, "That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"
The man replied, "All I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious. Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything - meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything."
"Well," said the dentist, "that's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time I'll use chrome."
"Why chrome?" asked the patient. To which the dentist replied, "It's simple. Everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"

Posted by Peskie at February 25, 2006 12:00 PM


Boo! Hiss!!

Posted by: old horsetail snake at February 25, 2006 08:54 AM

Ouch. I'm copying that and sending it to my punny ex-roomie.

Posted by: Kathy K at February 27, 2006 10:11 AM

Thanks for the link! And for taking the brunt of the boos and hisses for posting such corny puns! lol. Hey, we might as well put each other on each other's blogrolls. I'll do that now. Have a great day, mate. Fair dink. lgp

Posted by: lyngperry [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 1, 2006 10:17 AM

I have added you - I actually meant to do it some time ago.

Posted by: Ozguru at March 1, 2006 05:27 PM