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March 03, 2006

Hillbilly Humour

[Found at Read My Lips...]

After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."

He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.

Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly bitch he's runnin' around with."

Posted by Peskie at March 3, 2006 12:00 PM


From Old Horsetail Snake:

Your site says my comment (about the mirror people) was "denied for
questionable content."
Here's what was my comment: "Wait a minute! Wait a minute! If that lady has never seen a mirror how did she know she was ugly? (Well, Hoss, if that just don't take the blossom off the cotton.)"
So what was objectionable in that? Do I have an Aussie swear word in there that I don't know about?
Just can't rely on those Mac sites....

Just as well the blog isn't running on a Mac then ....

Posted by: Ozguru [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 4, 2006 11:04 AM

I will have to steal this one. I'm in Kentucky!

Posted by: Miss Cellania at March 5, 2006 09:18 PM