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March 28, 2006

Muslim Suicide Bombers

[Found at holtieshouse...]

Everyone wonders why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's see now:
- No beer, no bars, no radio, no television, no Playboy or Penthouse, no Teasers, no rugby, no football, no basketball, no baseball, no golf, no dancing, no music.
- No bikinis on the beach, no nude beaches, no summer mini skirts and braless beauties.
- No BBQ pork, no ham, no bacon, no hot-dogs, no burgers, no lobster, no shellfish or even frozen seafood sticks. No Christmas.
- Rags for clothes and dish towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are no doctors,
- Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
- You can't shave. Your wife can't shave. You can't even shave your wife.
- Sand is everywhere. Sand gets into everything. You wipe your backside with your left hand without toilet paper and if they catch you stealing they chop off your good hand and you must eat with your shitty hand.
- You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. - The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
- Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your camel, but your camel has a better disposition.
- Then your leaders tell you that when you die, you get 70 virgins and it all gets better!
So........... Nope....... No mystery here!

Posted by Ozguru at March 28, 2006 12:00 PM