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March 29, 2006
Pests
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company.
One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.
"Quick," said the woman to her lover,
"into the closet!" and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked.
The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.
"Who are you?" he asked him.
"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the exterminator.
"What are you doing in there?" the husband asked.
"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," the man replied.
"And where are your clothes?" asked the husband.
The man looked down at himself and said.
"Those little devils."
Posted by Peskie at March 29, 2006 12:00 PM
Comments
I know; this is the old blog where the bug inspector says "Bite me." Right?
Posted by: Old Horsetail Snake at March 29, 2006 07:23 PM
I laughed right out at that one.
Posted by: Kat at March 30, 2006 09:07 AM
